Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What game do bats excel at?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
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