Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?