What do you call hiking college students?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

How did the coach get his quarterback?