Which subject has two parts?

What school subject really rocks?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?