Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What makes music in your hair?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What is a mouse's favorite game?