Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?