What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?