Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
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Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
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