What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What tea do footballers drink?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?