Why do math teachers love hiking?

Where do termites go camping?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Where do polar bears store their money?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?