Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
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