Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do cats wear to work?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?