What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why was the pirate late for work?