What sound does a witch's car make?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?