What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are cars magic?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
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