What did the peach say to its crying husband?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?