On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What fish sings the best?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?