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What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why do rhinos charge?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?