Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?