Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Which is the worst season?

How does a cow do math?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What did the salad say to its dad?