What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
A mountain lion.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do bees chew?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
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