Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What condiment has wings?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What is the loneliest cheese?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?