What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What does a cat go to sleep on?