Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do cows always add to their salad?

When do mice play every day?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?