Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Which former US President was always cold?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the frog starve?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do bees chew?

Why are computers so good at golf?