Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Where would you put an injured insect?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did Snow White⢠say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?
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