What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?