What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?