What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

How is life like toilet paper?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?