Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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