What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What math figure is also in the band?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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