Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why is winter considered holy?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What tree has the most bark?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What's good for both poker and theater?