How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What's a priest's favorite food?