What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did you learn in school today, son?
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