What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?