What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

How can you make 7 even?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

How does a taco bless the table?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do cows say when you milk them?