Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why are books always so angry?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?