Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?