Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?