What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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