What's the saddest part of the week?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Where would you find an elephant?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?