What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do little fish love to play with?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's E.T. short for?
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