What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What country has the most fish?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why are puppies so flexible?
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