What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

A book just fell on my head.

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?