Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
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