Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Where do superheroes blend right in?