What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do stars celebrate in December?