Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where does laundry go to college?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
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