What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What stories are told by basketball players?