Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
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What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
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Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
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What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
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