What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?