Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
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What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
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Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do animals blend into the desert?
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