Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
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