What reads and lives in an apple?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What did March say to the madness?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?