Which dance will a chicken not do?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What's the most determined bird?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?