Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?