How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Hiss and herss.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are goats so funny?
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