What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Families are like fudge.

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

How do you arrest a pig?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?