What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Where would you find an elephant?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

When do astronauts eat?