Why did the cow cross the road?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do sprinters eat before a race?