What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
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What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
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