What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
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