Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do cows go to New York?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?