What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What are baby potatoes called?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?