What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?