What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Where does laundry go to college?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?