Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the frog starve?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How can you farm during the winter?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
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