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Because they squeak.
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What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
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