Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How do birds threaten one another?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
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