← Back to Puns
Why do mice need oiling?
Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

More Puns Jokes

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Puns

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Trending Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

You Might Also Like

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Animals

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Animals

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Discover More Jokes

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Sports

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Current Events

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Animals

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!