Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
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Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How do you make a bandstand?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the snake cross the road?
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What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
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