In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do bees say in the summer?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?