Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where does laundry go to college?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
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