Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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