Why can you never find the number nine?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call an angry monkey?

How do automobiles fly?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?