What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?