Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Which subject has two parts?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?