What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is furniture so generous?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
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