What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
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