How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What nationality are most fish?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How are mountains able to see?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.