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What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How does a squid go into battle?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why are fish such good architects?

How can you make 7 even?