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What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?