Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

How does a squid go into battle?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?