What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why are cars magic?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Where do superheroes blend right in?