What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?