Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
How long do chickens work?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
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What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
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