Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
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