What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Which insect makes the best father?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?