Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
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What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
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