What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What makes music in your hair?

What horn never makes a sound?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What fish sings the best?