What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What animals love to close envelopes?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?