Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
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