Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How long will dinner be?
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