Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What was the first animal in space?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
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