What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call a silly hill?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?