What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did summer say to spring?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?