What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why do bees gossip?