My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's E.T. short for?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?