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Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

How did the toad die?