What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

When does a horse talk?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Which animal will never go bald?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did the sick chicken say?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?