Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What did the sickly elevator say?

I used to be addicted to not showering.