Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How does a barber get to work?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What animal loves a baseball game?
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