What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?