Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
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