Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What day is your mom always right?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?