What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?