When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a dog in space?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?