What day do hands always go to church?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What's the friendliest pen?