Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the cat go to medical school?