What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
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