To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

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Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?