What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
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