Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?