What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?