What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What games do ants play with elephants?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Which bird would make a great farmer?