What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Bears love exotic cars.

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?