Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do cows say when you milk them?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?