What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why was the mime upset?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
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