What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?