Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What is the quickest button on a radio?