What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do math teachers eat?
When does a horse talk?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are baseball games at night?
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