What animals have the highest divorce rates?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?