What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
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