What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why was the bunny upset?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the foal cough?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where do termites go camping?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?