That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

How did the toad die?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?