What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

How do you get kids to do something?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Which computer won the talent show?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?