What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call a silly hill?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Which former US President was always cold?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?