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Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Where was Noah born?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?