What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
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What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is the color of the wind?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What birds always travel in twos?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
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