What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why are grandkids so great?