I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What's E.T. short for?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?