What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?