What do you call a greedy elf?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the frog have a long face?