Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why was the math book sad?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did the cat start laughing?