What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What does a dog say before eating?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?