What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Which state is the cleanest?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?