Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

How do horses stay in such great shape?