What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why was the horse so happy?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?