What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?