What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What game do mice love to play?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?