Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What's a henway?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?