Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
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How do fleas travel?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
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