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Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?