What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What did March say to the madness?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where do actors go to pray?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?