What is a cow's dream job?
To be a moover.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What animal floats best?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
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